Thursday, December 6, 2018

These Truly Bizarre Things Could Only Happen At Walmart


It’s no secret that a lot highly questionable things have been known to go down at Walmart. Whether it’s the strange items that are for sale or the customers who are buying them, there’s never a dull moment in or around a Walmart. Check out some of the craziest things ever captured at a Walmart.

Rookie Mistake

xxxxx ran to grab something at Walmart and left his pizza unattended in his vehicle. Of course, the window was open just enough for somebody to reach in and snag a slice. Although we feel bad that this happened, you really should know better than to leave some fresh pizza by itself in the parking lot of a Walmart. Those parking lots are a war zone. We also think that xxxxx should count their blessings that the perp just took one slice when they easily could have taken everything if they wanted. It’s also surprising that they didn’t open any of the ranch or seasoning packets.


Parenting At Its Finest

When’s a better time do some quality parenting rather than on the weekly family excursion to Walmart? Tests have proven that the best way to change your child’s behavior is to publicly shame them in front of everyone they know at the town’s most popular store. All we know for sure is that this boy never lied to his parents again for fear of having to have another walk of atonement up and down the aisles of Walmart. We’re positive that this trip to the store was enough to scare this kid straight and was used as a warning to his brother as well.


All Tuckered Out

You know what they say – Sometimes you beat Walmart, and sometimes Walmart beats you. You would think that there have to be more comfortable places in Walmart to take a snooze, but it looks like this person couldn’t make it another step. The electronics section is just fine for them because the furniture area was just too far away to make it to. This person does have some pretty impressive sleeping abilities, or maybe it’s not their first time taking a quick nap at Walmart. Hopefully, someone notices them before the store closes and they’re locked in there all night.


That’s One Way To Do It

Sometimes, if your kid is being a nuisance while you’re shopping at Walmart, just strap them to the back of an electric cart. They’ll get a kick out of being dragged across the smooth ground and you’ll get some moments of peace and quiet so you can focus on your shopping. The only real thing you have to worry about is them getting run over by another electric cart, so just stay sharp and we’re sure it will all work out fine. You also probably won’t be the only person with this idea so make sure you look out for other kids as well.


Impressive

Nothing much to see here, folks. Just a woman with one of the wildest hair-dos ever browsing for some batteries at Walmart. The reaction on the man’s face driving by says it all. At the end of the day, that hair is nothing short of impressive and must have taken numerous years for it to get to that level. We hope that she had some hair product in her basket because it looks like she can use all the help she can get. Somebody also might want to check and make sure that she doesn’t have anything stuffed inside of that hair of hers because she could fit almost anything in there.


A True Fashion Statement

In all honesty, this man was probably the most stylish person in Walmart when this picture was taken. Clearly, he must have been sporting this look for a while for his hair to have gotten that long, and for it to be as full as it is. We wonder if he shaves any other part of his body to pull off this look or if it’s just all natural. By the looks of it, he seems relatively used to having pictures taken of him which is understandable because that’s not something you see every day. Something tells us that his wife isn’t the biggest fan of his style, but to each his own!


Service Squirrel

Nothing says ‘sanitation’ like bringing a squirrel into Walmart. However, the squirrel does seem to be relatively trained just sitting on the man’s shoulder. Hopefully, the squirrel doesn’t go around crawling around on any of the food or clothing, because we’re pretty sure that it doesn’t have all of its shots yet. We’re willing to bet that nobody told him that he couldn’t bring his squirrel into the store because Walmart is relatively well-known for not having too many rules regarding their customers. It’s one of those things that makes Walmart so appealing to some people.


Lockdown

Wow, this kid must have seriously messed up the last time he went to Walmart. His mom is taking things to the next level and she’s clearly not taking any chances with him. We’re pretty sure that there are more humane ways to keep your kid in line, but if it works, it works. As long as you keep a firm grip on the cart, that kid isn’t going anywhere and you won’t have to worry about him running away from you and maybe being bitten by a goat running around the aisles, or a squirrel with rabies.


Bring Your Grandma To Walmart Day

Okay, there has to be some kind of law against this. If you’ve ever been a little kid, you know just how uncomfortable those shopping carts can be. If they’re that uncomfortable when you’re five, there’s no telling how painful it is at this woman’s age. Not to mention, how is she going to get out of there? That’s going to take some serious effort and maneuvering which is going to be hard for this elderly woman. We hope that she got out alright and didn’t hurt herself in the process!


Have To Be Back In Time For Surgery

Walmart really is a lawless land. The only place you’re going to see something like this is a place like Walmart.This man clearly went shopping, purchased his items, and is now walking out of the store in the condition that he’s in. Notice how nobody is following him or trying to help him because it’s probably just another day working at Walmart for the employees. Hopefully, this guy made it back to the hospital safe and sound and his happy with his purchases that day. Maybe the hospital staff will keep a better eye on their patients next time too.

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